punk-roque:

punk-roque:

hey you know what’s super fun and 0 calories

a) eating me out
b) celery





I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)



xshe-hood-thox:

I hate a “send me a pic” ass nigga, a when I say I’m laying down he say “without me” ass nigga, can’t hold a convo but can talk about sex for hours ass nigga, ain’t tryna take you out but wanna chill ass nigga, “what are you wearing” ass nigga. Sick of these niggas



theanti90smovement:

I’ve been feeling so dysphoric lately like so fucking bad I want to rip my skin off and also die




2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference




A passionate woman is worth the chaos.
(via whitebeyonce)

(Source: kushandwizdom)


Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.
lingeringlilies  (via housewifeswag)

Haha omg yea

(via somethingofawolf)

(Source: mind-vacation)


I will not be your “sometimes”.
Six Word Story #2 (via savixr)

(Source: whispersofstardust)